Text 20 Dec 182 notes in which our heroine is just trying to pick up lunch

youveescaped:

I was reading The Moviegoer while I waited in line to pick up lunch. The tall man in front of me turned around at one point, looked me up and down, and gave me a smarmy smile.

“Men don’t really like it when women read so much,” he said, setting my blood to instaboil.

“Women who read don’t really like letting men who are that dumb get it in,” I replied with a beatific smile.

He glowered and turned around. Naturally, he ordered the worst sandwich ever.

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    Flawless response.
  8. flatteryoconnor said: Thank you for thinking of retorts on the spot and not hours later like the rest of us. Also, thanks for reading The Moviegoer? Fucking phenomenal. Love Percy.
  9. hyperboliceleste said: the actual fuck?
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    crunch? nvr figured
  14. suffusedwithheat said: HA!!

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