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in which our heroine is just trying to pick up lunch
I was reading The Moviegoer while I waited in line to pick up lunch. The tall man in front of me turned around at one point, looked me up and down, and gave me a smarmy smile.
“Men don’t really like it when women read so much,” he said, setting my blood to instaboil.
“Women who read don’t really like letting men who are that dumb get it in,” I replied with a beatific smile.
He glowered and turned around. Naturally, he ordered the worst sandwich ever.
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Thank you for thinking of retorts on the spot and not hours later like the rest of us. Also, thanks for reading The Moviegoer? Fucking phenomenal. Love Percy.
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wanna ask what the worst sandwich ever is but the only proportional answer...is “ground...
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