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I don’t know Allan well at all, but I do know he’s been nothing but extremely nice every time I’ve spoken to him.  Which is unfortunate, because now I’ll have to murder him.  You may say to me, “Why? Just because Ryan Gosling memorized the way Allan said something and then  lip synced it with hilarious results?” And I’d say, “yeah.  Exactly.” And then you might say, “shouldn’t you be jealous of Eva Mendez, who he is dating (in theory) and in bed with him in this video?”  And I’d say, “You obviously can’t read people well because he had WAY more chemistry with Allan’s words than he did with this albeit beautiful Eva Mendez. And btdubs, they are totally not really dating.  It’s all for publicity, I can tell because we’re like psychically linked.”  And then you’d say, “That’s weird and kinda creepy if not totally creepy.”  And I’d say, “Okay, well.  Weird but true.  Btdubs, what’s your name?”  And then you’d look at me and mentally place where you put your mace and walk away.

But you guys should totally watch this video because it’s really funny.