Text 15 Jan 5 notes What I took from the Golden Globes, aside from the glaring lack of Ryan Gosling.

Me: Why do you think George Clooney always picks these vapid, boring women? I’ll tell you, because they are beards. I don’t think he’s gay though, I think that George Clooney would be fine with being gay. I think that he probably has some weird, fucked up proclivities. Like, he likes to be hung up from the rafters and whipped or something.  He uses a ball gag and just gets abused by ladies. Something so dark he could never be with anyone with for a long time without it getting out, so he has to keep hiring these beards.

Brett:  Maybe he just has intimacy issues, so he doesn’t choose women that are his equals.

Me:  Meh. 

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